Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
