Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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