Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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