just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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