one might say we're banned from that church
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
