Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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