Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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