Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
