I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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