Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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