Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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