i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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