we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Couch. On fire.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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