Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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