Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
True but thats because hes a fetus.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
