dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
