I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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