I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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