Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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