too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
my poor anus
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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