Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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