You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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