I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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