It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
