i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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