she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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