youre lurking in front of me
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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