rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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