She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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