I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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