This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize
