She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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