Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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