"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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