Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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