Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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