Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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