i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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