He asked me if I "almost moaned"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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