I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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