Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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