dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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