I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I will pee on everything he values.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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