i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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