Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
