Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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