Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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