quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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