what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
