: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I deserve this hangover.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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