I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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